New Place

As some of you may know, I have recently moved to a new place with two of my best friends. Here are some new exciting developments that have come into play:

1. As it turns out, boys are more afraid of mice than girls. [@ least in this household.]
2. Unfortunately, girls are more afraid of spiders. [damn, that's 1:1]
3. Never hit the second switch... you never know what it might turn off.
4. Gravity does not always work in our favor. Point: Just because the toilet is upstairs does not mean the poo goes down. [& honestly, does gravity ever work in our favor?]
5. Cardboard boxes hide the mess better than taking the crap out of the box.
6. Garbage tends to pile up when you realize that you have to pay for someone to pick it up for you.
7. Our priorities are in check. Internet was installed first before we bought our first gallon of milk.
8. Cats are hard to find when you are trying to keep them a secret from the landlord.
9. When the ad says "W/D Hookup" and then the place actually comes with a washer and dryer- there is a reason why the previous owners left them here.
10. Bringing cats from a completely carpeted apartment to a completely wood-floored house is hilarious to watch [apparently for hours].
11. When someone moves out who already had a TV, make them take it, or else you wind up with too many damn TVs.
12. Never take the bedroom that's next to the kitchen. (One night my room smells like popcorn, the next: hot dogs. Tonight: Spaghetti, Sauce and Italian Bread.)
13. Backyards are only nice when you have something to put on them.... besides a lawn mower.